October 4, 2018. Choice CEO Alan Kirkland speaks at the consumer group's annual Shonky Awards in Sydney. Choice named seven 'winners' of Shonky awards including Commonwealth Bank for targeting school children with its Dollarmites program and the KitchenAid 2-Slice KMT2116 toaster. Mr Kirkland says the toaster was handed the gong for the simple reason it wasn't able to toast bread. "This thing costs you $189 dollars, it might look nice in your kitchen, but it certainly won't make toast," he says. (AAP Video/Benita Kolovos)