You know you’re getting old when...

You know you're getting old when...

1. The only moaning that ever comes out of your bedroom is when you have to get out of bed.
2. Cancelled plans are the best plans.
3. Police, teachers and doctors are a lot younger these days than they used to be.
4. You turn off the lights for economic, not romantic reasons.
5. 6am is when you would like to get up, not when you would like to get home.
6. You injure yourself most often by sleeping weird.
7. The candles cost more than your birthday cake.
8. Your favourite songs are played over the radio at Coles.
9. There is more food than beer in your fridge.
10. People start telling you how young you look "for your age."
11. You go to the chemist for ibuprofen and not condoms.
12. A $8 bottle/bag of wine is definitely not an option.
13. Your friends get pregnant on purpose.
14. You get excited about new household appliances.
15. Your childhood toys are collectables and antiques.
16. Your back goes out more than you do.




 



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