WAKE UP AND LAUGH

Husband asks his wife, "How would you describe me?"

Wife replies, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

Husband asks, "but, what does that all mean?"

Wife replies, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Husband is flattered: "Awh, thank you," he grins.

"But ... what about I, J, and K?"

Wife replies, with a straight face, "I'm just kidding!"

Gympie Times


8 crashes and fires in the Gympie region over weekend

premium_icon 8 crashes and fires in the Gympie region over weekend

Crews rush to boy in farm injury, fires and freight train crash

Wolvi farmers claw their way to national industry award

premium_icon Wolvi farmers claw their way to national industry award

Couples' 22 years of hard work pays off in big way.

UPDATE: Mary Valley fire controlled

UPDATE: Mary Valley fire controlled

The fire believed to be burning near homes.

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