WAKE UP AND LAUGH
Husband asks his wife, "How would you describe me?"
Wife replies, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
Husband asks, "but, what does that all mean?"
Wife replies, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Husband is flattered: "Awh, thank you," he grins.
"But ... what about I, J, and K?"
Wife replies, with a straight face, "I'm just kidding!"