Is this the simplest but hardest bon bon joke ever?

IT'S a simple question - but it's not so easy to answer. 

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? 

Think about it... the answer is below. 

Chickens.
Chickens. Ren Lanzon

While you think about it, here are a few other "rippers" (we use the term loosely):

 

  • On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

On the outside.

  • Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?

He's a fun guy to be with.

  • What did the martian say to the petrol pump?

Take your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you.

  • What table doesn't have legs?

The multiplication table.

  • What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra. 

Have you read a joke in a Christmas bon bon recently? Share it in the comments below. 

Oh, and the answer to the original joke? An egg. 



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