Osher Gunsberg and Georgia Love in a scene from The Bachelorette.
Osher Gunsberg and Georgia Love in a scene from The Bachelorette. Channel 10

RECAP: The Bachelorette S2E5 - intruder alert

LET'S take a bite together. That's the clue for this single date card.

Clancy is the winner.

WHAT THE HELL GEORGIA. WHERE IS MR MAY'S SINGLE DATE? 

Is she only taking him on a single date because he let her shave off his beard AND because he jumped in the pool last week?

Girl, what do you have against beards?

All the dudes line up to send off Clancy and Georgia, it's turned into a weird little tradition around the house.

The start in the back of a limo with glasses of wine.

Georgia gushes about New York and how she loves it and how she wants to live there so has recreated a New York-style night out in Sydney.

They start off with some live music with a private performance from this chick who is probably famous but I have no idea who she is.

Then they go for a walk - her dream is to go ice skating in New York. So they get the Winter Festival rink to themselves.

This is actually turning out to be a pretty cool date. Better than Courtney's fizzler pirate thing last week. It's pretty romantic.

But turns out Clancy is totally not coordinated enough to take Georgia ice skating because he's just falling all over the place.

To be fair, ice skating is not that easy so don't feel bad Clancy.

But she thinks it's adorable and can't stop laughing.

They finally find their feet (well, he finds her feet) and it seems like they both had a good time.

*WARNING EMBARGOED until 9pm Wednesday October 5* Georgia Love and Clancy go ice skating in a scene from The Bachelorette. Supplied by Channel 10.
*WARNING EMBARGOED until 9pm Wednesday October 5* Georgia Love and Clancy go ice skating in a scene from The Bachelorette. Supplied by Channel 10.

Ohhhhhh, chocolate! And more wine. This is definitely my kind of date.

Oh what a lie Georgia, EVERY girl has a list.

Is it bad I'm sick of hearing her say she's not going to prioritize work anymore? Like, girl, what are you gonna do once you find someone? Are you just gonna be a housewife?

Blah blah blah. Stop talking about how it's possible to happen and just let it happen!

Oh there's a hand on the knee. Hurry up and kiss him girl. And there's the rose! That's not a surprise though, she's literally given every single date guy a rose.

Oh, there's the kissing. Oh, it's like full on pashing.

Oh no you didn't - "you're a better kisser than the last one". Harsh words.

Oh, lordy, what on earth is this group date going to be? Everyone gets invited.

It looks like some medieval theme park.

Sammmmm, stop being mean to Rhys. We know he's a jerk so just stop it.

Fighting to protect castles. Ohhhh, this sounds fun. Actually, Oscher looks like he's having the most fun he's ever had on a group date.

The prize is time with Georgia.

Rhys, she's not going to chase you when you're on a show with nine other guys. YOU NEED TO DO THE CHASING. Idiot.

A scene from a medieval themed group date on The Bachelorette.
A scene from a medieval themed group date on The Bachelorette. Channel 10

First battle is capture the flag. Ohhhh there's bows and arrows and people getting shot everywhere.

Georgia seems surprised. She shouldn't be, they're all trying to impress her so it's going to get competitive.

Awwwww, poor Sam is so cut but he's pretending not to care that his team lost.

Second battle is running the gauntlet.

They run down to give Georgia a kiss and have to avoid getting hit with arrows. The two who get shot less go through to the next round. 

WHY DOES COURTNEY WANT TO GIVE EVERYONE ELSE TIME WITH GEORGIA?! This is really self-sabotage.

So are they letting Rhys go through? I suppose the moment he opens his mouth she'll send him home.

Oh my god Courtney is walking down. She's soooooooooo pissed. So pissed. She's humiliated, awwww.

Final battle time. Rhys and Ryan. Rhys wins. Sam is so deliriously happy.

Ya'know, that guy is kind of growing on me. I know he's mean as, but he's so funny.

OH MAN PLEASE LET HIM GET BOOTED OFF SO HE CAN HOOK UP WITH KEIRA. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Medieval lounge time. Wine, good, you'll need that to get through that.

Oh god he's jumping into it. You can't just ask her why she doesn't approach you! Man, she really isn't happy he's totally pissing her off.

He's bitching about everyone - "boys not men". Sam needs to be watching this, he would be sooooooo happy.

Oh Georgia that's a cute dress.

Ohhhhh she better avoid Rhys after that alone time.

Enter Oscher, he looks like he has news. What's happening. They're all terrified, they think it means someone is going to go home.

Hahahaha, they're all so pissed that it's going to be intruders.

Georgia looks terrified too actually. Girl, be excited for more man candy!

The guys are all spying and freaking out. It's kind of hilarious to see all of these grown men freak out.

Here's the intruders.

Come on guys, didn't you know this was going to happen at some point?

The Bachelorette intruder Matteo. Supplied by Channel 10.
The Bachelorette intruder Matteo. Supplied by Channel 10.

Ohhhhh this guy has an accent! Hotttttt. Italian stallion! I like this guy already. Matteo. Even his name sounds hot.

Yes, Georgia, pick him.

Ohhhhh he's a model too - three models, uhhhhh oh. But he actually looks like a proper model. Not pretend one like these two clowns.

Sam, calm your farm dude. He's just a better model than you.

Intruder number two. He's got a guitar. Oh is he going to play her a song?! Yes pleaseeeeeee. He put it together on the drive. Yeah right.

In the words of the guys, "damnit, he's good".

Come on Georgia, these dudes are already more deserving of your time than stupid Courtney who doesn't even care about you (yes, I am a little bit pissed with the idiot).

BROADWAY. Yes, that's the right dream. GEORGIA PICK HIM.

Now the guys meet the new guys. They're jealous he's Italian.

It's kind of stupid how territorial they're being. Like, it's not as if it's one guy and one girl. Its one girl and 10 (now 12) girls.

HEY WHAT HAVE YOU ALL GOT AGAINST MIDGETS?

The way these guys are acting, let's boot the lot of them.

OH YES GEORGIA GET INTO COURTNEY AND TELL HIM YOU'RE PISSED.

Go girl. YES! Good on you for telling him that.

Of course you didn't think it from her perspective - you don't care about her I don't care what you're saying.

Stop giving excuses boy. I think he's totally missing the point of what The Bachelorette is.

He doesn't really seem that sorry. That apology was pretty dodgy.

SEND HIM HOME GEORGIA.

Okay, rose ceremony time. I've just realised there's Matt, Matty and now a Matteo. This is going to get confusing.
TODD YES.

The Bachelorette intruder Todd. Supplied by Channel 10.
The Bachelorette intruder Todd. Supplied by Channel 10.

 

Thank you for saving Mr May. 

WHAT THE HELL YOU PICKED RHYS AFTER THAT?!

Oh she saved Courtney. I wasn't expecting that.

YOU BETTER SHAPE UP COURTNEY.

Well, that was a waste of an intruder really.
 



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