"Love to see a happy ending to a potentially tragic accident. Don't we have awards for these kinds of..."
"Couldn't be worse than George W. A man who simultaneously cut taxes for the rich and instigated two..."
"I read recently that Windows 10 has spyware designed to mine data so that Microsoft can sell on the..."
"How about you and all the other SJW's offer to pay a special"refugee tax" to assuage your guilt?"
"....and no refugees want to go there!"
"I wonder if buying teatowels from target is prohibited?"
"If you are a sumo wrestler you would get arrested for carrying 20 kilos of crack."
"Taqiyya? I read that article too. So What can you believe? The whole Koran / Haddith seems to..."
"Democracy at work. Otherwise, how can a man hated by his party get the top spot? The party must be..."
"Trumpie was right!"